How to Humiliate a Teenager
At some point when you become a parent, you lose your coolness. Seriously. I don
Read More..>>Pick up your shoes!
What is it about teenagers and males in general that makes them completely unable to pick up their dang shoes and put them away? Is it some sort of man law that all male shoes need to be placed in the hallway or directly in front of the front door so that the woman of [...]
Read More..>>Happy Mother’s Day; bring me my clone
This is a repeat (oh, noes!). Truly, I wanted to write a new one, but I was very busy this week doing all sorts of Very Important Things like trying to cook cabbage rolls (no fire, but the rolls were a bust), getting my forehead stuffed with Botox (interesting, to say the least) and helping [...]
Read More..>>Say cheese…and pose for a family photo
The other day I realized that the last time my family had a formal portrait taken was 2005.
The thing is, I