What you are reading is the absolutely, positively, true story of how I convinced myself I was going blind.
Look, if you have read any of these blogs, you know I am probably a poster child for paranoia. And, um, what’s the thing when you diagnose yourself with weird diseases but you are always wrong? Oh, [...]
My Bluetooth is out to get me.
Oh, sure, I’ve always had a problem with this technology. First with the original Bluetooth – the one where everyone wore what appeared to be ginormous, ugly earrings in one ear? I hated those things and not just because of the ugly earring aspect.
For one thing, I’d walk around [...]
About two weeks ago, when Junior had a raging case of mono, a weird thing happened in our fridge.
Leftovers went uneaten.
I know, right? I personally have not seen a leftover in our fridge since Junior started the massive growth spurt called teenager-hood. I mean, I’d heard rumors that other people had leftovers that lasted more [...]
Maybe it’s just me, but I realized recently that my family exercise plan wasn’t working. It was a gorgeous day in June and I recklessly decided to set my shorts free from their prison in the bottom drawer of my dresser. I put them on. And they seemed a bit tight. You know, not like [...]Read More..>>