What is it about teenagers and males in general that makes them completely unable to pick up their dang shoes and put them away? Is it some sort of man law that all male shoes need to be placed in the hallway or directly in front of the front door so that the woman of the house can fall over them and go SPLAT? (Trust me, I’ve been SPLAT, it’s not pretty.)
Seriously, it’s not like I haven’t provided safe havens for their shoes. I have a nice organizer in Junior’s closet.
And I gave Harry a freaking shelf in our closet. That was a great personal sacrifice, people. He gets an entire shelf. (Well, minus the space I use for my Uggs and no, I don’t want to hear anyone’s opinion on my Ugg fetish; I’m old; I need furry shoes, deal with it). Anyway, back to my original thought – do Harry and Josh even use the provided shelf and organizer?
No. They use the floor.
What the heck is wrong with them? I have a billion more shoes than they do, and yet mine aren’t scattered all over the floor. No, mine live on their little shelves, waiting for me to take them out, stuff my fat feet in them and do stuff like walk. Or shop for new shoes. Or walk while shopping for new shoes. You know. Important shoe business.
Ahem. Anyway, I’m open for suggestions on what to do about this. Because if those two don’t start picking up their shoes, I’m going to do something I never thought I’d do.
I’m going to murder their shoes.
It will be my own personal Stinky Shoe Massacre. Now where are my candle lighter and the BBQ starter stuff?Add me to your rss reader | Become a Fan on Facebook!