FYI, Turkeys are Stupid…
Posted on November 13th, 2012
Turkeys taking a stroll across the street from my house
The other day I realized it was nearly Thanksgiving. No, not because Walmart suddenly changed their Halloween decor to Christmas. (Side note: Is Thanksgiving the forgotten holiday or what? I mean, seriously, we go from haunted houses to snowmen with no thought to the pilgrims. I’d be sad, but the truth is, I like the snowmen better.)
Anyway, where I live, I know it’s nearly Thanksgiving because the wild turkeys are driving me batty. I don
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November 13th, 2012 at 4:24 am
In my neighborhood, we have the strolling quails! Not near as exciting as turkeys around Thanksgiving, you win.
November 13th, 2012 at 7:02 pm
LOL. We have quail too, but their poop isn’t as big
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 15th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Hey, They didn’t choose the Thug life, the Thug life chose them! Or maybe, since they are Valley Turkeys, they are wanna be’s (cue Wanna be/ Pretty fly for a white guy by Offspring).
We have had renegade coyotes and deer as big as small moose coming into our cul-de-sac. We are fairly urban here, outside the state capital of Ohio. I think these animals, your Thug love Turkeys, renegade moose and coyotes have decided that all the ASCPA people will protect them. Or they will tap their resources and hire hitmen on all humans.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
LOL Gina, I love the Weird All version (Pretty Fly for a White Guy). Yes, these are wanna be thug turkeys. If they met actual gangsta turkeys, they’d probably leave a lot more poop in the street