Hey Mother Nature? You Suck.

Posted on November 4th, 2010

I am not Nature Girl. I do not hike through the woods

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7 Responses to “Hey Mother Nature? You Suck.”

  1. Uuree Says:

    LOL I was about dying of laughter. So sorry you stepped in the bird leftover.

  2. Karrin Says:

    Ok first – hills in Cali – grew up in Fremont, you aren’t in the Bay Area are you?
    Second – I am a ‘nature girl’ (as all my animals who ‘found me’ can attest to..has to so with an invisible SUCKER tattoo on the forehead only animals and kids selling cookies I never eat can see), I would have suggested picking up said little tweet and escorting it out the door. But then again, the SUCKER tattoo – yeah I am a softie on the inside a bitch on the outside to humans *lol*

  3. Laurie Says:

    Uuree, I know. The minute I saw the poop, I knew it was going to be on my foot. It was like something that couldn’t be stopped :)

    Karrin, yep I’m in the Garlic Capital of the World.

  4. Karrin Says:

    GILROY! I used to board my horses in Morgan Hill and ride at Lake Anderson….

  5. Laurie Says:

    Then you know how pretty my town is!

  6. Karrin Says:

    Heck I think I spent more time in your stomping grounds than my own growing up *lol* One thing I have to admit I miss: the Garlic Festival! A wonderful bizzilion and one uses for my favourite veggie! I had my first taste of garlic ice cream there. Ok my ONLY taste because unlike bacon and chocolate, some things should NEVER be used in ice cream…. :-/

  7. Laurie Says:

    See? That’s the problem. You have to drink lots of the garlic wine first. Then the garlic ice cream doesn’t taste so bad.

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