How to have a Happy Valentine’s Day
Posted on February 10th, 2011February 14th is coming. Everywhere I go there are hearts and flowers and chocolates and jewelry. You know, the basic necessities of life. Anyway, alongside all those necessities are confused men, searching for gifts for their sweeties. They are tired. They are frustrated. And they don’t understand why a woman who complains daily about the size of her butt wants an entire box of chocolates.They need help.
And then there are the men who have to make up for past transgressions. You know, the ones who actually asked their significant others why on earth she wants a box of chocolate when her butt is the size of an airplane hangar. I feel for those men. So to help, I have compiled a list of the most common errors men make and the appropriate gift to…help them have a better Valentine’s Day.
1. Leaving the toilet seat up. For some reason, most men do not understand the seriousness of this. Look, it
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April 7th, 2011 at 2:31 am
My husband gave me a used vacuum cleaner for V-day this year.
To go along with the George Forman grill I got for Christmas.
I am starting to think he is trying to convey a message to me…
April 7th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
LOL. But was it a nice vacuum cleaner?