Ode to a dead microwave

Posted on September 22nd, 2011

We are here today to officially say goodbye to the microwave.

Our family first met the microwave, which we lovingly nicknamed The Zapper, in 2007, when we moved into this house. The Zapper was already here, a clean, unused appliance in a sea of clean, unused appliances.

We were to later discover that all of the appliances in the house were clean and unused because not one of them was plugged in. Or properly installed. Oh sure, the ceiling fan in Junior

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2 Responses to “Ode to a dead microwave”

  1. OneMommy Says:

    Alas, poor microwave, may you rest in peace.
    And may your former owners find a new zapper, not to take your place, but only worthy enough to fill your spot.

  2. Laurie Says:

    Hi One Mommy! So far, we haven’t had any luck finding a new Zapper. There are many who could fill The Zapper’s shoes, but not many that are the right size. LOL. So we are living primitively and eating cold pizza :)

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