Fat pants and holidays…
Posted on January 3rd, 2012
Photo by Worakit Sirijinda
I woke up this morning to jeans that would not zip. Of course, this was the washing machine
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January 4th, 2012 at 1:12 am
I have muffin top.. it is scary. I also have a oddly flat butt, and love handles and lower belly pouch. Not too much of one, but it is there and makes buying clothes really difficult. I am 5 foot nothing, so nothing fits correctly. Now, add in having to by a formal gown. Yeah, not everyone is a size 0-6, have c cup cleavage.. So strapless is out, halter might work though. Or so I thought. Apprently all dresses are made for women that are 5′6″.. Hmmm again not gonna work, since the halter straps hang mid back to pull it up high enough to not show my belly button. Yes, I am dying I mean dieting. But there is nothing, I mean nothing that can make you stretch a few more inches. I did ask my chiroprator if he could do a few extra adjustments and stretch me – but alas… that is a no go. Supposedly mid evil stretcher tables are illegal to use in public. Atleast in reputable places
January 4th, 2012 at 6:06 am
oh my goodness I share your pain! I even read the description to hubby and he asked if you were my long lost twin (I am forever telling him why my muffin top makes it inappropriate to wear just about anything he likes).
diet starts here this week as well … and I’m going down to fight with the gym to let me attend the new place they built when they tore down my favorite one without charging me an additional arm and leg … I may have to sell the kids’ limbs
January 4th, 2012 at 4:07 pm
@Gina, I don’t understand people who make clothing. The average woman is what, 5′4? I’m almost 5′3. And yet everything is too long for me by a mile. Oh, let’s not get into boobs. Clothing manufacturers never expect boobs. I haven’t worn a button down shirt in years. Do they not understand that the only silver lining to a muffin top is cleavage?
@Diane, LOL. Separated at birth? Good luck with the gym. I am doing some torture called the thirty day shred with Jillian Michaels who I believe is the devil. But I have had success with her. The upside is that it’s only 20 minutes a day and it gets me in shape enough to not feel all blobby at the gym.