If it makes you feel any better my mother is just the same with emergencies. While she is just a tad bit better about blood, she has ran out of the apartment and around the block when one of my siblings got hurt to find help because she just couldn’t handle it. And yes being a dog groomer I can tell you ears do bleed alot… and they seem to never stop.
I know this probably wasn’t funny to you at the time, but thanks for the chuckle anyway.
If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? – Jerry Seinfeld
May 5th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Thanks for the gigglefest! I needed a break from the mundane. Btw, glad your dog (and kitchen) is no longer bloody!
May 7th, 2012 at 3:01 am
If it makes you feel any better my mother is just the same with emergencies. While she is just a tad bit better about blood, she has ran out of the apartment and around the block when one of my siblings got hurt to find help because she just couldn’t handle it. And yes being a dog groomer I can tell you ears do bleed alot… and they seem to never stop.
May 7th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
I know this probably wasn’t funny to you at the time, but thanks for the chuckle anyway.
If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? – Jerry Seinfeld
May 15th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
@ChaCha – I’m glad she isn’t bloody anymore either
@Marion – It does make me feel better. I was starting to think I was the only queasy mom on the planet.
@Jeremy – Love the Seinfeld quote. It’s too true, isn’t it?